I think we can say that the 5th Annual 4DK Search Term Tweet-a-thon was a resounding success, due to the fact that, for 24 hours, my Twitter feed was converted into something that read like the last paragraph of a Jim Thompson novel. Now, I'm not saying that the proceedings are becoming predictable, but I think that by now we can recognize certain recurring features...
The usual suspects:
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— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014cyclops sex
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014real monkey with a fez
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014(BTW, in case you got the impression that 2013 was free of people searching for that scene in Doodh Ka Karz where Aruna Irani feeds her breast milk to a snake, that's just because I decided not to include them this year. There was actually more than ever.)
Horny people keepin' it real:
crotch site:http://t.co/lnHrxXyUdl
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014Historical inquiry:
who was hitlar
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 28, 2014Strange obsessions:
superheroine trapped gas
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014superheroine fart site:http://t.co/IdGZMF1iql
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014Bad ideas:
daigoro vs goliath remake
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014Wishful thinking:
deleted sex scenes from international crook
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014Spoilers:
fpj movie title he died at the end
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 28, 2014Pleas for understanding:
i didnt ask to be this monstrous clons slimy monster i tried to fight it all much as i could the fight is somewhere you can see you (cont'd)
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014(cont'd) would understand how much i fight
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014And of course, plenty of pure WTF:
doll anus
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014brain transplant pinup
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014lesbianic extrusion
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014james garner nude
— 4DK (@FOURDK) January 27, 2014As always, other members of the blogging community joined in and pitched their own search terms into the cacaphony. Kevin of Exploder Button, in particular, came through like a god damn boss, flooding the Twitterverse with a near constant stream of query-based effluvia. Among my favorites:
sexual intercourse @FOURDK#SearchTermAThon
— Exploder Button (@WtfFilm) January 27, 2014swimtrunks or trunks or bathing richard carlson -phd @FOURDK#SearchTermAThon
— Exploder Button (@WtfFilm) January 27, 2014Thanks to everybody who followed along. Now get your sweaty little fingers on those keyboards and start searching. Let's all do our part to make sure that 2015's Tweet-a-thon is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!